My Uncle Elwyn is tall
My Elwyn is small
My Elwyn plays a mean basketball
He's about 45, maybe 55, 60
I'm not sure but once he mixed me a drink
I was about five years old
It was Kool-Aid and pop
I thought that was cold,
Cold meaning good, cold's supposed to be bad
But I think that I oughta would change some things
Like change their meanings
I've been here, I've been demeaning
Once, twice, maybe three times
I asked my Uncle Elwyn, he's a mime
I said, oooh, it's Uncle Elwyn
Yea it's Uncle Elwyn
That's E - L - W - Y - N,
That's Elwyn, say it again
E - L - W - Y - N,
That's Elwyn, say it again
E - L - W - Y - N,
That's Elwyn, say it again
That's my uncle